Hey, Laddies. I'm MacDonald Trump, and I want to open a diecast business. But here are my terms: 1). I have a store, but I don't want to let anyone know where it is. 2). I won't take Credit Cards, PayPal, or Money, as I don't trust those new-fangled methods of payment. I will only accept Seashells, and maybe beads. 3). I haven't sold anything yet, but you should know that I know-it-all. The Oracle of Diecast even comes to me for advise. 4). I have an On-Line Catalog, but my website is private. 5). I will also sell hamburgers and fries with your diecast order. I do have a Pick-Up Window, but I can't tell you where it is. Well, great doing business with you all. My store hours are 9 AM to 5 PM, Monday through Friday. Come in anytime, if you can find me. The MacDonald
Location: On Earth
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a diecast car today!
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Location: Augusta, GA
Cree Goa'uld!
Location: Tau're
Tec'ma'te Jaffa, Ai'emain. Cree
Can I just fax my cash to you?