I'm looking for an androgynous man-sweater of the sort Auster's seen wearing above. Something that says "I'll brood less and smile if you just HUG me." This is my one and only chance to get laid by a foreign chick I've gotta look the sensitive-guy part to a T. Would an over-the-shoulder hemp book bag be overdoing it? And most importantly, if one of you foreign chicks saw a dude on the Capitol lawn with a Paul Auster book under-arm, which title would give you a frisson? Timbuktu? Would Brooklyn Follies make you purr like a kitten? All replies greatly appreciated and studied carefully. Merci!!!