As you may have heard I have temporarily retired from the Channel 4 Laughs website. My crime must be well known to you by now. Craigey67 was created by my good self to " Big Up " my own work at the expense of other writers. I totally accept my awfulness and have decided to to lay low for a while. I have taken this very seriously and have quite literally laid low on the bottom bunk, on the bottom floor of a hostel just outside the lovely market town of Fanny on the Adams [ I'm sure you know it well, infact you might have even been there who knows ].
Typing this on my laptop is proving very problematic, given my desire to keep as low as possible, my elbows keep sticking up, you know what I mean.
Anyway I like your work and just want you to know that when I make it big in the cheap and hostile world of laughterdom I will remember the Slagg Brothers and recommend them to my new media buddies, however camp and painfully pretentious they may turn out to be. Keep writing boys, it's the only way.
Re: Alive and well and living in Derek upon the Apron
I did try to return to the Channel 4 Laughs website but found myself hounded out by satirical wit and ironic nuances. More accurately the JunkMales said that if I didn't get off their site a.s.a.p they'd send " Big Stacey " around to sort me out. Now I haven't a clue who Big Stacey is but he sounds menacing and at my time of life, with a bladder that is suspect at the best of times, I decided to leave and seek my fortune elsewhere. Good luck with your work, to be honest you were the only ones I saw on that site with any real comedy talent. Perhaps I didn't look hard enough. Anyway Take Care.